When he puts his face to your congo/genital area, he should feel high.........He should become delusional and believe he is walking in a beautiful garden that smells like roses. Can you boast of having a congo that smells so good and would keep a man yours forever and disgusted by every other congos? I call this magical congo the witchescongos.
I have smelt somethings in my life, doctors are trying.....Obstetrics/ gynecology, general medicine and surgery postings in med school and during intership, sometimes as a psychiatrist, and now finally, everytime....as a sexologist.
Quickie A witchescongo is a congo that makes a man whisper "my precious"....... in Smeagol's voice. A congo that signs blank cheques ..A congo that looks as beautiful as it smells.
So believe me when I say the odour of the female congo varies alot but generally, it has a strong lingering distinctive odour.
Quickie Mr Young(the penis) smells like manure if a guy has been at work all day especially wearing tight pants . Don't expect a blow job(bj), most ladies readily offer a bj after he takes a bath.
If you want to know what your original congo smell is, take a shower without soap, rinse your congo well, then wait for about 30 minutes. The discharge should be a bit concentrated enough to be appreciated. Put your finger in and around your congo(don't get carried away), and then bring it to your nose. Later in the day, sweat and diet could have changed the odour, so do this in the morning.Quickie Mr Young(the penis) smells like manure if a guy has been at work all day especially wearing tight pants . Don't expect a blow job(bj), most ladies readily offer a bj after he takes a bath.
Immediately after sex, the vaginal smell is very concentrated depending on how wet you were during sex.
The menstrual cycle also dictates the smell of the congo and this varies for different women, the smell may range from odourless, little smell or a concentrated odour a few days before your peroid, to "babe how far" a few days after the period when a woman is expected to be very horny.Quickie Sex may be painful for women during harmattan, so lubrication is key to avoid micro vaginal tears which may cause pain for weeks.
The more you try using perfumes and scented cream and soap around your congo to achieve good smell and cleanliness, the more irritation and infections you are likely to have,and this can be really smelly .
If you have noticed a fish smelling odour, you most likely have an infection. Some infections however are odourless, but may cause itching and pain.
Other causes of bad smells include, bad hygiene,forgotten tampons, excessive sweating, infections, cervical cancer, putting foreign objects in the vagina during sex(you would be surprised what people insert into their vaginas for pleasure), anal penetration before vaginal sex, and eating lots of garlic (better believe it).
How do you get your vagina to smell like a rose garden? Very simple steps.....
1. Reduce your pubic hair, or shave it all off after your menstrual period
2. Wash with water only or unscented soap. Avoid over-washing. When you do, you disrupt the normal bacteria living in that area and cause an imbalance, thus giving room for other bacteria to cause infections.
3. Do not apply cream to the lips of the vulva or inside the vagina
4. Apply very little perfume to your mid thighs, no where close to your congo. You can also apply around your belly button. These smell trickle down to the congo without causing any irritation.
5. Please avoid douching
6 . Avoid hot baths #guiltyofthisone
7. Do not repeat underwear, discard old underwear. The rule is to discard every 6months if you have at least 10 panties.
8. Pay close attention to your diet;
Excess sugar is said to cause or worsen yeast infection
Strawberries and vanilla may linger in your body secretions and hence give your congo a sweet smell
Avoid excess or raw garlic
Taking yoghourt is great for a healthy vagina and smell
Eating fruits are generally good for the smell of body fluids including vaginal discharges
9 . Always wipe from front to back if you use wipes
10.I advice ladies to "dab" and not wipe or rinse after going for a pee.
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