I saw a lovely lady a few days ago, her toe nails were well done, she had long legs, a cute behind, a small waist, she wore a sleeveless green top with a very short skirt. She caught my attention most especially because she wore her hair short exactly like mine. I was tempted to smile and say hi but then a tall guy came to meet her and she had to raise her arms to hug him......and that's when I saw it........the colonial era!!!!......it was a garden! I could have sworn I saw onions, carrots and green pepper in there. It was not just over grown, it looked dirty. In 2015?, come on! All I could think of was; Babe, if you have a garden up here, do you have rain forest down there?
Most people don't know that on a normal day, the congo tastes like a sweaty-hairy-armpit! Most people don't prepare to have sex or have their congos eaten up, it just happens. So there is no preparation, no impromptu bathe, no quick wiping, nothing.....When a man wants to eat your congo, He wants to eat your congo! It's just like when you need to pee, you just need to go. I don't think you can stop in the middle of the urges and hormones to say " ehm, baby, give me a minute. I need to go wash up my "puzzy" just in case you are hungry". On the second thought, maybe.
Basically, ladies need to be prepared always. Your vagina shouldn't taste like a dirty smelly armpit, it should always have its slightly salty and faintly sweet taste. The taste is mostly from your vaginal secretions,the salty taste is also added from sweat while the little sweet taste is modified by fruits and diet you have had that day. A little percentage of the sweet taste is from urine that would have trickled down the urether and urine on your panties. Have you started feeling disgusted yet? Let's leave that decision to the men. Don't worry, no matter how horrible it tastes, a horny man's brain is already rewired so that he doesn't even notice, his Mr Young is in control at thetime #MrYoungforpresident2015
Unfortunately, a lady should care about how her vagina tastes (not because of our inate lesbian tendencies)
These are the facts you need to know;
1. Follow the advice in the previous posts regarding how your vagina should look and smell like (SXT 151 and 152)
2. Ensure a clean shave or reduce your pubic hair to the barest minimum, don't just shave the front hair, shave the hinges ( where the inner thigh joins the genital area)
3. If you sense you might get lucky, don't take alcohol or cigarette. They make the taste sour
4. Avoid raw onions and garlic, or excess cooked garlic
5. Some drugs tastes and smell in your congo, ampiclox for example
6. Most fruits make the vagina tastes nicer, especially pineapples, strawberries and bananas
7. Some authors have said coffee makes the congos smell and taste sour or bitter
8. Excess sweat makes the congos taste salty
Quickie
If you want your congo to taste like the delicious red velvet cake, get the cake (my favourite is from Cakes and Cream Lagos) eat just a serving then ask him later how nice it tasted. #wink...I am sure you would try it
Keep eating fruits, Doc Laitan says cheers. Follow on twitter @doclaitan, like my facebook page Doc Laitan
