Here we go
I have waited almost 2 years to write again...... it's been a difficult ride. I really enjoy writing but for some personal reasons, I have had to dry my ink. Hopefully, this is a good time to pick up from where we stopped.
My last few posts were about tightening the congos , smelly vijayjays, delicious tasting delicacies etc. If you have not read any of my last sumtinz then u are definitely obsolete here !
I want to keep this "comeback" post short so we can all get on with our wet dreams or continue hugging our pillows.... whichever one applies to you.
What do you think women want from sex? Well if you ask me I would have to say intimacy and romance . But that's my post menstrual period hormonal stuff talking. A few days ago I would have responded to that question in a disoriented state with words such as....orgasms, convulsions, snoring, great sex, shagging, stars, fireworks, leg cramps from funny styles, make up sex, wild sex....you know all the dirty ideas popping into your head right now about shagging.....you know abi? ....correct chick(high5)......bad guy(child of the outside<---Translate to yoruba).
The truth is that the answer to that question depends on when the question is asked and who is asking it.
Most women just want the guy to be done quickly (sha come and do,as usual) so she can get on with her chores.
Others want to set the right mood so they can ask for stuff they need like cash.
A little percentage of women want to shag the hell out of the man to reset his brain...maybe he is feeling like the head and also the neck of the family. Real men know that women manage the home, guys just keep the balls rolling. So if you forget that women are the necks of the home, she may decide to punish you big time!
Another small percent of women genuinely love to shag and enjoy having orgasms. Somewhere down there (keep scrolling down this blog/ or down where did you think I was referring to? ), you'd find more on this topic.
This post is just to remind you about my style of writing and who I am. Now what were you doing before now?
Miss me? Sure you did....
Doc Laitan
