19 March 2013

Sexual Excitement, Arousal and Intimacy SXT 102

In a psych ward, we have to constantly keep patients apart from shagging each other especially the manic ones with high libido. Arousal is like a touch of the button for them, and gbam, they are in motion. Sometimes I beef them sef. Unfortunately, we cannot wish any form of psychiatric illness on our partners so I would have to share a few tips I found with u.  Let’s start with the guys.

- Look sharp "'Coz every girl is crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man,"(not some Nna knacks o) chances are that
your woman would want to undress you.  On the flip side, this may encourage her to look as hot as possible as well.   

- Talk dirty Talking dirty doesn't have to involve anything derogatory by any means. Abeg who has watched the movie Jango? *hey there trouble maker* 

  - Little nice gestures Seducing a woman by touching some parts of her body or being intimate will arouse her a million times more than if you simply head to her sexual areas. Boob slight contact and little hugs apply here. I have not asked you to slap her arse (this is annoying but most of us like it sha) 

  - Use erotic moves This is where ice cream comes in. Go to KFC, buy N100 worth of ice cream and rush back home, make sure she takes a bath (madam you sef shave or get toothpicks ready to remove hair from his teeth), then gently put some ice cream on her boobs, belly button and pubic area (where the hair was before she shaved, I haven't said u should go down south o. remember the plan is to get her excited and not you alone. I wonder what you should do with the ice cream on her body, *thinking… 

  - Call her up If your mission is to arouse her before you even see her, call her up during the day and fill her in on what you've been thinking about, what you dreamt about or what you plan on doing to her that night. This way, she'll be excited to see you and you've managed to begin the foreplay hours in advance. -
Blindfolds
If you ever want to drive a woman to depths of sexual excitement still unknown to man, blindfold her. When you steal away her sense of sight, her other senses become heightened. As well, because she can't see, she may be bolder in her actions and sounds, better still blindfold her during ice cream treatment.

When u have tried these tips without success , then we can say your partner (female) has frigidity or a sexual arousal disorder which has a diverse aetiology which could have even begun in early childhood and thus would require professional help (and this is where psychiatrists come in and make money... hehehe*evil laughter ).

I have to flex small and tell u some medical sometinz ; Sexual arousal (also sexual excitement) is the arousal of sexual desire, during or in anticipation of sexual activity. Female sexual arousal disorder (FSAD), commonly referred to as Candace Syndrome, is a disorder characterized by a persistent or recurrent inability to attain sexual arousal or to maintain arousal until the completion of a sexual activity. Sexual arousal disorders were previously known as Frigidity in women and Impotence in men.

I hope you are not about to ask me what the ice cream with the guy in tip # 4 would be used for? Lool. Pls leave your comments and experiences. Anyone ever used any of the tips with success?

Doc Laitan