After sex, couples may engage in different clean up routines while some couples don't bother to clean up at all. Which category do you belong to?
Couple 1; OCD(obsessive compulsive)type
In this category there is a ritualistic routine. One person(usually the man) gets up, runs to the bathroom to get wipes or tissue paper. He hurries back to stop the ejaculate from soiling the bed sheets(from the vagina), offers madam some wipes to clean up herself, then they lie down for some cuddling.
If a condom was used, the brother pulls it off gently and wraps it in wipes or tissue paper, and disposes it in the bin. Cleans his penis with wipes or tissue and offers her some before they settle back in bed for cuddles.
Couple 2; Unconventional type
After sex, they couple lay on the bed as if glued together, and allow the ejaculate trickle out of the vagina without making any decisions about it. They cuddle sweat on sweat, juices on juices. If they get uncomfortable, they may use some coverings or underwear to clean off some fluids.
If a condom was used, the guy yanks it off and dumps it (usually on the floor) and cleans up with his underwear. He hurries back for another chance before madam changes her mind. Later on, one partner (usually the female) has to clean up fluids from different parts of the room (wall sometimes).
Couple 3; Detached type
After sex, regardless of whether a CD was used or not, both partners get up to take care of them selves without any expression of concern of affection towards the other. They go about other activities as if they are colleagues that just finished a meeting, the only difference is that they don't shake hands after sex.
Young couples usually start as the unconventional type and may proceed to become the OCD type but usually become detached. Those that start as the OCD type would most likely maintain the OCD etiquette for as long as they can.
PROPER SEX ETIQUETTES
1. The woman must be aware of disposal of semen. This means that if the guy isn't wearing a CD during sex, before he climaxes he should let the woman know if he would be ejaculating in her OR withdrawing and ejaculating on her belly, arse, breasts or other parts of her body. She should be aware even if he mentions it just before climax.
2. During oral sex if you feel about to climax, don't hold her head tight so she has no choice but to take it all in her mouth. Some women THRIVE on semen while some despise the idea of it, so it is indeed her decision to make not yours.
3. After using a condom, it should be pulled off before the erection goes soft so that none leaks back into the vagina. The open end should be tied, wrapped up in wipes or tissue and disposed in a bin and not flushed down the drain.
Once a condom contains semen, it should be removed and should not be put back into the vagina
4.If a man ejaculates on a lady's body, breasts or arse, don't leave her to clean up by herself, clean her up. It is a romantic gesture and an act that shows consideration.
5.Never come on a woman's face, even if the sex is paid for. Some women consider it an act of arrogance and disrespect.
6. Peeing after sex doesn't necessarily confer any protection from pregnancy or STD especially for women, condoms do.
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