26 August 2013

Why men cheat SXT 132


This topic was suggested by a woman who says she has been the best wife and friend to her spouse but he still cheated on her.
I have often adviced women to do their best and keep doing their best( not leave the rest). The only way to do your best is to "STEP" together. This means "sex-talk-eat-pray" together. These 4 things work together, when one part is deficient, the others become unbalanced.

Despite these 4 factors, some men still cheat on their spouses. These are the common reasons given
1. No shagging frequently or not at all. Error! If he isn't getting it and isn't bothering you, then you should be bothered!
2.Nagging and fighting madam...this kills the love in a relationship. Be slow to judge and swift to smile.
3. Madam sleeps too much. Sleep is the greatest killer of libido and turn off for guys
4. Madam is a workaholic, mummyholic, shopaholic or partyholic. No balance in time management and daddy suffers in silence till he meets this skinny sexy bleached ugly mucheche(haba Laitan) that is so nice and has all the time in the world for him and his needs.
5. Daddy Ayo says let's do doggy, Mummy Ayo says my back is paining me. Babe! You can't sacrifice 10 minutes at least 2 times a week for him to practicalize all his fantasies. If he asks for anal sex, don't say no. Just tell him to bring his anus first and try with candles.
6.His father was also a polygamist, his brothers and uncles too. He reassured you that he isn't like them but you were girlfriend number 8 before marriage. What do you expect of him? Seriously.
7. An unfaithful woman should expect the same from her man. The law of karma would always apply.
8. A woman that "carried Aristo" should expect Baba Semilore to also become one young babe's aristo. Karma is a bit**.
9.Baba Michael wants to know if he is still in town... With your pot belly ,small bombom and many bleached girls in Lagos, duh! Ofcourse you go still dey town? Fine boy.
10. Upon everything, no matter what she does to please the guy, some men can't just keep thier Mr Young in their pants!
So ladies don't beat your self up about him, shag him over and over again and make him useless for the next woman, don't be like this chicken below.


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Doc Laitan