29 April 2014

SXT 149 Sexuality tips for the new year


Happy holidays people, it's been indeed a sexy year filled with hardness, wetness, less friction, sweats, screams, moans, stripping and lots of inappropriate shagging positions #wink.

Real gist.....so as usual I was craving for ice cream and so I dragged uncle to Coldstone creamery, next to me was a beautiful lady all dressed up, nice hair, nice clothes, nice bobo too! I was beginning to feel uncomfortable beside this goddess when she suddenly opened her mouth to place her order and said (in her words)"BARMAN, gif me half hof this, half hof this, I really don't like to DRINK icecream" #no comments, walking away.......

I'd like to end this year on my blog by sharing few tips that could help improve your sexuality in the coming year.

First, I thought it would be nice to change your diet plans in the new year and since it is the holiday season, you can try new eating habits that would increase your libido. Some specific groups of food have been shown to increase libido directly or indirectly. These include celery , avocados,vitamin C enriched fruits like peaches, oranges, mangoes, bananas, berries like blueberries and strawberries, oysters, almonds and nuts generally, icecream and chocolate for ladies,figs,spinach,eggs,red wine, fish and salmond, and ofcourse oatmeal.


Secondly, for ladies, make a daring statement with your looks! Do something different with your face, clothing style or hair. Always work towards looking younger, every year look at least 2 years younger. Wear what's nice and trendy, take cues from TV presenters and friends. Look neat, cute and very very sexy! For guys, look smart, wear appropriate shirt and suit sizes, keep your hair low and your shoes uncracked.

Thirdly, make time for a work out routine e.g 30 minutes of dance routine every morning (with ear phones and comfortable clothes), this is guaranteed to keep you looking trim and sexy. Don't forget to shag after exercise, this is guaranteed to keep you smiling all day!

Lastly, find time to hang out with people close to you; friends, colleagues, family....talk about your worries, smile about your misfortunes and kiss away the pain, HAPPY NEW YEAR readers hugs and kisses.